Total Medals Earned: 113 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,050 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (100/260 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (35/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Become really drunk.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
